The but... game

[S.Riley]

Granted, but everyone is playing Cities: Skylines

I wish I was rich

[B.Hansen]

Granted but the way you got rich was prostituting your self out to elderly women

i wish owned my own luxury apartment complex to rip people off with

[J.Salt]

Granted, but it's haunted by the ghost of Hitler

I wish I could read minds

[G.Amant]

Granted; but once you start doing so you start shouting what you are reading so everyone knows it when you are reading their mind.

I wish Belgium was a respected country

[D.Polen]

Granted, But Belgium's government collapses resulting in the country no longer existing 

I wish to be good at roasting

[B.Hansen]

Granted but they end up going on loa for 5 months without a computer.

I wish I made a sex tape with age 20 Jennifer lopez

[G.Amant]

Granted but it was not with the singer, bit with some fat ugly latina weiging 150kg

I wish musquito's didn't exist

[R.Albritton]

Granted.... but now spiders can fly

I wish there was a 5'6" 110lb blonde in my bed waiting for me every night

[M.Rivera]

Granted but he does not actually have power just the rank

i wish the motor pool was more respected by others

[B.Hansen]

Granted but all of them would be discharged.

I wish the recruiting drought was over.