The but... game

[M.Benitez]

Granted, but the fish still have sex in it.

I wish privates didn't ask stupid questions at the end of final formation...

[Y.Schmidt]

Granted, but they half of them accidentally throws frags because they don't have it set to "double g". 
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I wish markovski could make PFC.

[V.Markovski]

Granted, but he barely makes it in 3 months and becomes a unit-wide meme.

I wish Markovski could make SPC today... (i might be wishing for too much)

[M.Rivera]

granted but you need to watch him fuck his goat everyday

i wish i had some authority as a SPC

[M.Lafontaine]

Granted, but everytime you get to use it someone with higher authority is with you and over rules you.

I wish the next person in this thread would get hit with a uno reverse card.

[J.Keyes]

Granted; but UNO color has changed to one you dont have.

I wish for SpaceX to send me to Mars.

[G.Amant]

Granted; but they send you to the most bland spot on the entire planet together with the newest Tesla model, thinking that was a good idea for a Mars rover

I wish there would actually grow money on my back

[V.Markovski]

Granted, but your hands are now short and you can't reach the money, and anyone who tries to "help" you actually takes the money for himself because you're so helpless.

I wish there was an actual chill-pill, but not an anti-depressant or anything like that, just a chill-pill that you take and it immediately works and helps you chill out.

[G.Amant]

Granted; But it's an actual chill pill that drops your body temperature leaving you under the effects of hypothermia

I wish Communism would work

[J.Keyes]

Granted, but everybody wants a monarchy instead.

I wish I had a DMOS that only did my school work for me.